"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

sehunno:

I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like

image

"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME" 

image

458
sexience:

best porn blog ever
sexience:

best porn blog ever
sexience:

best porn blog ever

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless